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Alyssa. 17. Massachusetts. Mac Miller. I post funny shit. follow me :)

let’s just talk about how there are pictures of me asleep in various bathrooms in my old highschool

like seriously

pleatedjeans:

the resemblance is uncanny. via

the resemblance is uncanny. via

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lolsofunny:

tastefullyoffensive:

This kid was born for politics.X

tastefullyoffensive:

This kid was born for politics.

X

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villa-kulla:

i think the heat is getting to me

i think the heat is getting to me

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how am I expected to make real life decisions when I still go up the stairs on all fours

deadz0mbies:

blackromney:

when you put on a screen protector and it doe s the thing

what thing

the thing

thevulcantimelord:

the universe has a sick sense of humor

thevulcantimelord:

the universe has a sick sense of humor

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finestqualitycrappyblogging:

My brother and his best friends last names are Weinberg and Weiner so they’re next to each other in their yearbook and LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID I AM SUCH A PROUD BIG SISTER RIGHT NOW

finestqualitycrappyblogging:

My brother and his best friends last names are Weinberg and Weiner so they’re next to each other in their yearbook and LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID I AM SUCH A PROUD BIG SISTER RIGHT NOW

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sluttyoliveoil:

at first i hated my haircut bc it was too short but then it grew on me

izzetheking:

izzetheking:

my fave movie is spy kids and my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash
and im ike
Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh

im 26

izzetheking:

my fave movie is spy kids and my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash

and im ike

Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh

im 26

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slythwolf:

psyducked:

cloaked in the fur of their slaughtered brethren

u have a fundamental misunderstanding of how yarn is made

psyducked:

cloaked in the fur of their slaughtered brethren

u have a fundamental misunderstanding of how yarn is made

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corsetmaid:

my cats are mad at each other omfg cant breathe

my cats are mad at each other omfg cant breathe

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